“Horny” – A Parody

And he writes songs as well (giggles)

Insecurely Confident

Re-written by: Weird “nottooold2” Yanksalot

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It might seem crazy what I’m about to say

Sunshine she’s here, she’s gonna get a spank

I’ve a big hard shaft that should be right in her mouth

Maybe pull her hair, because she likes it that way

[Chorus:]

Because I’m horny

Jack along if you feel like a fuck without a rule, Because I’m horny

Stroke along if you feel like cumming is for you, Because I’m horny

Rub along if you know what fingers do to you, Because I’m horny

Fuck along if you feel like that’s what you wanna do

[Verse 2:]

Here come bad girls talking this and that, yeah,

Well, give me all you got, and don’t hold it back, yeah,

Well, I should probably warn you I will smack your ass, yeah,

No offense to you, but I’ll teach you respect

Here’s why

[Chorus]

Because I’m horny

Jack along if you feel like a fuck without a…

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