Run for Your Life

Fear for your life and run like hell

they’ve poisoned the water in the well

they’ve tainted the truth

with blatant lies

cover your ears

your mouth and eyes

Lock yourself up hide away

the world outside has gone astray

The Carnival has come to town

brought with it

Hilary, Donald, and creepy clowns

Run for life, run far far away

it’s coming soon…

Election Day


All Of the Fucks are gone


This morning driving to work,

along the side of the road

was a beautiful field covered with just

the slightest bit of frost.

I thought a saw the last of the

fucks running freely,

my heart was overjoyed.

But an evil bird came

and swooped the

last free roaming fuck

from it’s morning frolic.

My heart was saddened.

All of the fucks are gone

they have been carried off

by evil birds

on my morning drives to work.